Confessionals

[Brad Virata]

To me, this will be the season of BRAD mother fuckin VIRATA. I've been in 4 other Elite Survivor seasons [1, 2, 3, & 5] and I've placed excellently in all four [2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 7th] so I know this season will definitely not be an exception. I've never been able to win a damn season though. I always seem to be stripped of my Elite Survivor crown due to a bitter ass jury. This season I'm going to try to be as ~nice~ as possible, and get that damn winning position!

[Brad Virata]

So far, I have an "alliance" with Nicole & Jenn. And another with Rudy by himself. Hopefully that'll be enough to carry me along in the game, because I don't feel like talking to people about alliances and crap this much into the game. It'll seem a little bit kiss-ass. We'll see what happens I just know I best not be going home. It's clear that I'm a huge asset to this team.

[Brad Virata]

Damn, you Michelle! Lmao -- you idiot bitch. You ruined our whole plan to get Rudy out. It doesn't bother me though -- he thinks I voted to keep him He want's me to do some dumb plan about teaming up with the other tribe, and like... I don't even know! Lmao. Rudy is just so stupid. I'm going to milk him for all he's worth, as of now.

[Brad Virata]

Lmao @ Rudy catching me vote him out.

He sent me:

why would u make an allaince with me and thenm vote me out???

please tell me or i shall share our convo with the rest of the tribe.

lulz -- and I sent him:

Uh, what? I'm actually VERYYY offended that you would think that I voted you off.

I am a very loyal player in this game, and you are the ONLY person I've been talking to this game -- I would have NO reason to vote you out.

Here's proof if you think I'm lying to you:

Lmaoo. Me and my fake PMs = ♥

I did the same thing in season 3, and it worked WONDERS for me It should do the same here, too.